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January 2025

Big Mac fail
As punishment for their disloyalty, FOTUS denied further U.S.
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It took one geriatric senate minority leader, 6 SCOTUS justices, and 77,302,580 deluded voters to raise 47.
One of my earliest posts is titled “It takes a village…of idiots to raise Forty-five.” An obvious Freudian slip caused me to spell out and capitalize…
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my subscribers made me do it
I can do silly all day long without help or supervision.
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time-sensitive, urgent request for my wit’s end subscribers!!!
choose a free subscription if you are not subscribed and wish to voice your opinion.
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WayneT
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Caring is optional reprised
The President and First Lady toured Asheville, NC on Friday to show feigned support for Hurricane Helene victims while simultaneously threatening to…
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Acts of Defiance - 2.5
If you’ve joined AA since Monday, January 20, color me impressed.
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WayneT
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Free press Ka-Ching$ - 1.0
As promised, I just donated $45 to my local PBS station, WUNC, half of my January income from my wits end paid subscribers.
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WayneT
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half-assed staff half-staff snafu
President 47 and his Chief of Staff, Susan Wiles, had their first dust-up today.
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nesting?
The one-two punch of dual polar vortices careening south from the arctic has plunged upstate NC into uncommonly frigid temperatures for the past several…
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