The Wall Street Bull Shares His Opinion
The venerable (senile?) Wall Street Journal offered up its metaphorical asshole about the damage to Iran’s nuclear equipment and ambitions after billions of dollars worth of military airplanes dropped millions of dollars worth of ‘Band Ding Ow’1 on them. “Everybody’s got one and it’s protected under the first amendment,” bristled Chief Editorial Plagiarist Archibald Barisol2, after being questioned about a financial tabloid weighing in on the arcane art of military damage assessment.
In actuality, it was a regurgitation of an opinion by the Institute of Science and International Security as written by David Albright and Spencer Faragasso. This well respected nuclear policy think tank is known for its hawkish views on the defense of America’s national interests abroad.
We can all sleep better now knowing the WSJ is the replacement of choice for the pathetic, missing-in-action mainstream media.
Bang Ding Ow is a reference to a prank call-in to a Fox News station after an airline crash. Bay Area Fox News
New definition of “news” - whatever will sell papers.
Doesn’t have to be original or factual!