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Beowulf's avatar

Introducing the new, revolutionary food prep aid - the. veg-a-matic 47. Blend, shred, purée.

But the real secret to this amazing culinary device is: set the dial to “orange cult” and whatever you added becomes orange cool aid! Even the most wholesome food can become a culinary treat for your cult friends and family!!!

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Wry Banter's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sounds like Gallagher’s sledge o’ matic.

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Christina Johnson's avatar

I feel food poisoning coming on!

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Wry Banter's avatar

Followed by coming out? 🤢

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Christina Johnson's avatar

Yup!

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