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Gael MacLean's avatar

One knot for every lie. An extension of the Pinocchio Principle.

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Christina Johnson's avatar

Could Dr Oral Lipschitz do a group deal for the Cabinet Secretaries and their Dear Leader, tying their tongues so that we don’t have to listen to them? Surely there’s a tie-up procedure as well.

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Wry Banter's avatar

It’s not covered by insurance so the cheap bastards probably will not have such a procedure performed. 🙄

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Wry Banter's avatar

Should we volunteer to staple their lips closed?

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Christina Johnson's avatar

Or Gorilla Glue…whose commercials are promising.

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Wry Banter's avatar

And cast aspersion on apes? I’d rather use liquid nails!

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Christina Johnson's avatar

Excuse my insensitivity. Neurons are not yet firing. I haven’t even finished my first coffee of the day.

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Christina Johnson's avatar

What I really, really want is “moron firing!”

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