Reverend Samuel Rodriguez, a Puerto Rico born evangelical pastor, is undergoing hours-long surgery to untie his tongue.
One knot for every lie. An extension of the Pinocchio Principle.
Could Dr Oral Lipschitz do a group deal for the Cabinet Secretaries and their Dear Leader, tying their tongues so that we don’t have to listen to them? Surely there’s a tie-up procedure as well.
It’s not covered by insurance so the cheap bastards probably will not have such a procedure performed. 🙄
Damn!
Should we volunteer to staple their lips closed?
Or Gorilla Glue…whose commercials are promising.
And cast aspersion on apes? I’d rather use liquid nails!
Excuse my insensitivity. Neurons are not yet firing. I haven’t even finished my first coffee of the day.
What I really, really want is “moron firing!”
One knot for every lie. An extension of the Pinocchio Principle.
Could Dr Oral Lipschitz do a group deal for the Cabinet Secretaries and their Dear Leader, tying their tongues so that we don’t have to listen to them? Surely there’s a tie-up procedure as well.
It’s not covered by insurance so the cheap bastards probably will not have such a procedure performed. 🙄
Damn!
Should we volunteer to staple their lips closed?
Or Gorilla Glue…whose commercials are promising.
And cast aspersion on apes? I’d rather use liquid nails!
Excuse my insensitivity. Neurons are not yet firing. I haven’t even finished my first coffee of the day.
What I really, really want is “moron firing!”