47 Obliterates Superlatives

On Sunday morning, the U.S. military dropped ordnance worth millions and millions of dollars from stealth aircraft worth billions and billions of dollars on Iran’s shoestring budget uranium enrichment facilities. Even before the smoke had cleared and the dust settled, President 47 prematurely boasted that the bombed facilities were “completely obliterated.” Late Tuesday, a robust analysis suggested the millions and billions of dollars worth of stuff set back the Islamic Theocracy’s nuclear ambitions by mere months.

In related news, there are multiple new job openings in the Pentagon’s Damage Analysis and Assessment Office.

Posted on Pentagon Door.

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