Chef Miller and Maître d' Leavitt Invite You to a Tasting Inspired by Our President

In what is being touted as the trifecta of art de cuisine, Owner Donald Trump, Executive Chef Stephen Miller, and Maitre d’ Karoline Leavitt teamed up yesterday to showcase their latest creation.

President 47’s misogynistic relationship with facts has always been on public display. Ever since his former advisor, Kellyanne Conway, came up with designer alternative facts to describe his inauguration crowd size during his previous reign of terror, 47 has become more divorced from reality. The irony that Ms. Conway is actually divorced from Mr. Conway is not lost on this writer. Maybe she inspired 47.

Yesterday, in a public demonstration of his new and improved version of alternate reality, 47 served up a statement through his Press Secretary, Karoline Leavitt, about his non-decision to strike Iran using U.S. forces.

“Based on the fact that there’s a substantial chance of negotiations that may or may not take place with Iran in the near future, I will make my decision whether or not to go within the next two weeks.”

This word ‘ratatouille’ (giving word salads a short reprieve) makes my eyes glaze over not because of its stupidity but because it was publicly uttered and there are some who use it as a justification to show 47 is a superior negotiator. On my BS meter, this is clearly in the red zone. Ms. Leavitt gets a gold star for uttering this BS with a straight face and ending with, “That is a direct statement from the President of the United States for all of you.”

Regardless of how well prepared it is by Stephen Miller or adroitly served by Karoline Leavitt, it is still bullshit.

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