It Took an Extra-Large Petri Dish, Not a Village, to Raise 47
Why bother villagers and waste their time?
The medical paradox of being the progeny of multiple fathers (polyspermy) younger (infantile polyspermy) than the fetus is still being studied by geneticists around the globe. “It is one of life’s greatest mysteries,” according to Center for Reproductive Engineering and Extrauterine Protocols (CREEP) spokesperson Ian Vitro. Citing the rarity of such occurrences, he gave only one viable example.
Our president is the multi-parented offspring of his demented daddy, Fred Sr.; his woefully misguided Art of the Deal ghost writer, Anthony Schwarz; king-making reality TV show producer, Mark Burnett of The Apprentice fame; art of the con manifesto writer, Roy Cohn; alt-right-delete-erase champion, Steve Bannon; well-hung misogynist, Jeffrey Epstein; National Circle Jerk Association Chairman, Elon Musk; Abrahamic, theocratic leader wannabe Bibi Netanyahu; and mad-man at large, Vladimir Putin. Forty-seven’s Petri dish hosted so many nefarious sperm donors he spends a week celebrating Fathers’ Day.
Explains so much!!