Cheney trades vote for quail dinner
Duck! Duck! No! Really DUCK!
In a recent, surprise phone call to Kamala Harris, Dick Cheney offered to vote for her this November if she would go quail hunting with him on his Wyoming ranch. “There’s nothing better than shooting the breeze while shooting quail to get to know someone better,” Cheney drawled. To further break the ice, he graciously invited Kamala to call him by his first name. She told him that she had already when he was Bush’s VP.
Remembering Cheney’s 2006 quail hunting mishap with his friend Harry Whittington, who Cheney accidentally shot in the back, Harris told him she would take him up on the offer on one condition: He would have to take the lead and remain out front. Cheney agreed and apparently the outing was successful because Cheney’s daughter, Liz, has publicly announced that her dad will vote for Harris, despite being inconsolable about not bagging a single quail during the hunting adventure. “That was the second most embarrassing damn quail hunt of my life,” whined Cheney.
Only after the announcement did Liz and Kamala admit that they had secretly replaced Dick’s 28-gauge shotgun shells with blanks.
Good thinking Ladies! My mother was not a heavy smoker, but she quit entirely, after my sister and I kept replacing her cigarettes with candy ones.
This was funny. Come on, Dick deserves this.
On a more serious note, while I am no fan of Dick Cheney by any means, I am thankful to him for publicly endorsing Kamala Harris even if only to keep Trump out of the White House.
This is truly putting Country ahead of Party.
Any and all undecideds and Republicans who are not completely under Trump's spell should be paying attention to the many Republican leaders who are saying they will vote for Harris, and their reason for doing so.