Trump agrees to cognitive test
In an attempt to quell the rising chorus of voices claiming he is in cognitive decline, Donald J. Trump scheduled an appointment with Dr. Oz. When he arrived in the waiting room, he was immediately greeted by a young girl wearing ruby slippers, a small black dog, a decrepit looking scarecrow, a rusty tin man, and a bedraggled lion.
“I am Donald J. Trump and here to see Dr Oz. What are you all doing here?” The scarecrow replied, “I’m asking Oz for a brain.” The tin man said, “I’m in need of a heart.” The lion whimpered, “I…I…I…want courage!” “Geez, what a motley crew you all are,” sneered Trump as he turned to Dorothy. “And I just want to go home but, since you haven’t a brain, a heart or courage, we all agreed to let you go ahead of us.”