Come and listen to my story ‘bout a man named Vance, Poor mountain-man who rarely got a chance. Until one day when he went off to Yale. That’s where he learned to spin a good tale. The first thing you know he done wrote a best seller. His kin folks said, “he’s a pretty smart feller!” He wrote about living in them Kentucky hills, And that’s where a bunch of ‘em are living still. Then a voice in his head said, “run for the senate”, Democrats cried, “we don’t want him in it.” Why did Kentucky ever let him go, WTF’s he doing in Ohio? After just a year in his new senate jam, An indicted felon came to JD with a plan. “How’d you like to be my new running mate, All you gotta do is lie, cheat and hate.” Trump and Vance Republicans embraced, All his greatest traits were a great big waste. Soon after that his stock began to fall, ‘Cause Vance, he weren’t a mountain-man at all.
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Who wrote this! ? It's terrific!
I can hear the banjo's twixt the lyrics! Excellent piece. Thanks for sharing