Odd Odes
After a friend of mine had a colonoscopy, I sent her an Ode I had written years earlier about the mystical procedure. Wayne is going in for gallbladder removal surgery today so I’ve penned a short ode for him.
Ode to a Gallstone
Why is his skin turning green? It’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen. There’s a stone in his bile duct? Get it out before he’s fucked. Burma Shave.
You’re welcome.
Lucky you. Beware though. It doesn't happen everytime - only when you're least expecting it - in my 14 years experience. 😉
Be careful of your Greasy Food intake. It may not stay with you long, if you understand.