laura loomer looms large in MAGA land

trouble in paradise?

As if Mr. Trump, the Republican Presidential nominee, hadn’t stirred up enough shit already with his abysmal debate performance, he has accelerated the volume of outrage pouring forth from his MAGA disciples by hanging with an extremist who makes MTG look centrist. Wait! What? Does this mean there is a bridge too far?

Laura Loomer, a bomb-throwing, far right-wing developer, disseminator and amplifier of some of the whackiest conspiracy theories to ever see the light of day, is now in the frequent company of Mr. Trump. It seems Ms. Loomer may have been the conspiracy whisperer who suggested pets were being eaten in Springfield, OH. Her incendiary podcasts are the envy of Beelzebub. Melania swears she is not jealous but harbors strong hope that Trump will leave her for this comatose concocter of campaign killers. “I only wish the best for them,” said Melania, attempting to suppress a wry smile.

In an anti-Dickensian twist to his campaign’s fate, Trump’s visitation by the three presidential spirits was wasted and pointless. “Who needs redemption? Bah! Humbug!”